By Andrew Drinnan
I don’t know about you, but I play video games for escapism. It’s nice to be able to take a break from reality once in a while. For instance, about a month ago I walked outside and stepped into a dirty diaper… that’s REALITY for you. How wonderful.
Same with Modern Warfare 2. Spec Ops gave me a solid boner when I first got the game. I loved it! Short missions with waves of enemies to mow down. Perfect! But instead of releasing additional Spec-Ops missions they spend their resources on making new Mulitplayer maps. Gay-say-what!? Nazi Zombies is EXACTLY the kind of DLC I wish people made more of. Spec Ops and Nazi Zombies have multiplayer features but don’t force you to play with prepubescent twelve year olds that have already given up on sex in their quest for more achievement points.
THAT’S GREAT “ANDREW,” BUT WHY DO YOU HATE MULTIPLAYER GAMES!?
Well, for starters I love splitscreen games where you are all sitting around the same TV (i.e. 007 Goldeneye for the N64). Fantastic. But why would I want to log onto the internet and have to listen to and be destroyed by little pimply butt kids. That’s the whole reason I got back into video games, to relax AWAY from these kinds of people, not knowingly invite them into my living room. There is nothing worse than being killed in Modern Warfare by some kid named “YellowPubes.”
BUT “ANDREW,” STOP DICK LICKING AROUND, WHY ARE YOU SO ANAL ABOUT THIS TOPIC? PEOPLE LOVE ONLINE MULTIPLAYER, IT IS INCREDIBLY POPULAR.
I know, I know but here is where it pisses me off. Uncharted 2 for example. What a fantastic game! I loved it, perfect…well ALMOST perfect. Except all this Mulitplayer shit they included instead of other one player features. I love fighting hoards of enemies and playing extra special missions…but what!? I have to play them with strangers!? No split screen?! I don’t want to make friends, I want to play videogames!
Same with Modern Warfare 2. Spec Ops gave me a solid boner when I first got the game. I loved it! Short missions with waves of enemies to mow down. Perfect! But instead of releasing additional Spec-Ops missions they spend their resources on making new Mulitplayer maps. Gay-say-what!? Nazi Zombies is EXACTLY the kind of DLC I wish people made more of. Spec Ops and Nazi Zombies have multiplayer features but don’t force you to play with prepubescent twelve year olds that have already given up on sex in their quest for more achievement points.
Maybe I’m just not into this whole internet culture. I don’t have Facebook or Myspace or Shitter. What’s with all the constant attention whoring in this culture? Can’t you just be alone for one god damn moment? No I will not get out of the spawn point! I hate you little fuckers! What happened to those days? If you’ll excuse me I’m going to go live in the woods with my gameboy.
Wow you are a hermit, but I know what you mean. Gaming online is infinitely more annoying when you have a 14 year old yelling in your ear for most of the game.
ReplyDeleteAgree with you a lot. I think the MP fashion is ruining the gaming world with games with no history where the only goal is to be better than other people... who probably you don't know. I also play games for relaxing and as an evasion.
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